Tour Guide
Kenny squinted. “You need a tour guide?”
“Yes. You do work for the hotel? Don't you?” the alien said.
Kenny looked down at the short green alien that looked more like a kid wearing a little red Hawaiian shirt with sunglasses. His little green feet were consumed by the fine sand of the beach. Behind him was the alien’s wife, Suzu, picking up a blue towel. She was dressed in a pink sundress and an over-sized white hat that also seemed odd for such a small green alien to wear.
Human Bites Zombie
"You want us to do what?" Franklin said, taking off his glasses.
"Just take a bite. Like you would a hamburger," Greg said.
"But this isn't a hamburger. Greg what you're talking about–"
"Is what? Not sanitary? Not normal?"
"Complete insanity!"
The Atlantis Contract
"What did you do with the Atlantians?" Grogdor asked, pointing his long finger at them.
Ambassador Yi looked to his fellow Earth ambassadors. They shrugged and shook their heads. Yi looked back at the tall humanoid creature. "Atlantians? Who are they?"
"Don't play games with me, human. What did you do to them? The rightful rulers of this water world."