The UFO Man Has Died
The cemetery was a lot of things, but chaotic was not one of them. Freshly cut grass and rows upon rows of weathered headstones covered the peaceful field. Sam had walked these grounds on a few occasions, always surrounded by a large group of friends, family, and the occasional acquaintance. This time it was different. No one, but him and the priest journeyed to Gary's final resting place.
Gary was an odd duck to say the least. Around the town, he was known as "The UFO Man," even though he insisted on being called "Eran, Gary Mathers."
Zom-Be-Gone
Two eyes appeared between the slit in the giant metal door. "Who goes there?"
"The name is Donavan Sullivan. I hear you had a bit of a zombie problem," the man outside the gate said, adjusting his tie.
"Who doesn't. Get lost pal," the voice behind the gate said without a care.
Donavan stepped forward. "What if I told you, you don't have to live in fear. What if I told you, there was freedom outside these walls."
Tour Guide
Kenny squinted. “You need a tour guide?”
“Yes. You do work for the hotel? Don't you?” the alien said.
Kenny looked down at the short green alien that looked more like a kid wearing a little red Hawaiian shirt with sunglasses. His little green feet were consumed by the fine sand of the beach. Behind him was the alien’s wife, Suzu, picking up a blue towel. She was dressed in a pink sundress and an over-sized white hat that also seemed odd for such a small green alien to wear.
Human Bites Zombie
"You want us to do what?" Franklin said, taking off his glasses.
"Just take a bite. Like you would a hamburger," Greg said.
"But this isn't a hamburger. Greg what you're talking about–"
"Is what? Not sanitary? Not normal?"
"Complete insanity!"
Mechanic Jackson
The intercom buzzed and the solid metal door opened to a generic looking elevator like he had seen numerous times before. Jackson took one last look behind him. His black pickup truck stood alone, surrounded by rolling hills of sand and covered by the shadow of the imposing ship he was about to enter.